And The Riddler! And The Tin Man! And The Scarecrow! And Scrooge! And Sherlock Holmes! And Casper! And Groucho Marx! And Harpo Marx! And Laurel or Hardy (whichever one isn't fat because he wouldn't gain weight)! And Wyatt Earp (but kooky)! And Doc Holiday (Kilmer did it kooky but who cares?!)! And Edgar Fucking Allen Poe! Oh my God! How has the fucker not played Edgar Fucking Allen Poe yet?!?! Fuck! And speaking of Edgar, Gimme a J! Gimme An Edgar! Gimme a Kooky-Ass-Closeted-Cross-Dressing Hoover!!!!! Yes please! And how in God's name did Meryl Streep beat the bastard out for the role of Julia Child?!?! Is there no justice in the world?! And speaking of justice, why isn't he playing The Green Hornet?! And what about a remake of The Pink Panther?! They already did that?! Do it again!!!! Because He's Kooky And He Takes Something You Know And Does It Like You Don't Know It In His Kooky Way And He Looks Like A Million, No A Billion Bucks! How many movies has he done with Tim Burton?! Not enough! That's how many! Where can he go from here?! I'll tell ya where he can Van Go(gh)!!!! That's right! Being deep and painting stuff and chopping your ear off!!! If that's not kooky, then I'll be a monkey's uncle! Hey! He could play that! The Man In The Yellow Hat in a remake of - They did that already?!?!?!?! Do I look like I give a shit?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!
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If you're kooky every time, it's just not kooky.
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