It Was Her Time... For Like 30 Years

You can only play old ladies for so long before people start looking at their watches. However, she was a master of that art form - maybe the greatest professional old person since Walter Brennan...



I'm pretty sure he was 30 when this picture was taken. Some people just got it...

Anyway, here's to you, Bea Arthur. I'll lift a mug of warm milk to you. When you were young, you were wise beyond your years. When the years caught up to you, they fit like a glove. Heck, your face even looked kind of dead... May you stay forever old, wherever you are.

Whisper words or wisdom, Let it Bea.

Madonna To Adopt Cast Of Slumdog Millionaire

Handle Us With Care

A personal highlight from the last "We're Nice People Show." Remember: the audience doesn't have to like or understand a joke for it to be AMAZING.

If My Nozzle Volume 19: If My Nozzle Was The Gust Of Air Made By Her Large Mouth

"I'll give ya a free trial, sweet haaht."

Thanks to Jake Smith for the nozzle shot.

A Rare Bird

Obvious Joke: David Caruso has fans?!

Slightly Less Obvious Joke: David Caruso offers sole fan conjugal visit.

In The News

He's also taking over the Tonight Show...

Makin' Moves

This is a monthly show I'm producing and hosting with my friend, David Smithyman. It goes down the second Wednesday of every month in the back room at Parkside Lounge, 317 E Houston, at Attorney, 10PM. The next one is this Wednesday, March 11.

This show will also mark the first live performance of Babomya, the digital comedic duo I share with my second friend, Jen Statsky. It's gonna be a big night. Join us for twists, turns and unprecedented mirth.

"This New Policy Would Make It Harder To Work With People We Refuse To Work With."