Saturday, October 11, 2008

Coulda Shoulda Woulda Volume 1: Violating My Own Doctor/Client Privelege

I recently visited a dermatologist due to a patch of dry skin on my thumb. As is often the case, I had the urge to say something that would have been highly inappropriate.

Dermo: Well, clearly you've been picking at it.

Me: No I haven't.

Dermo: Maybe subconsciously?

Me: No.

Dermo: Then there must be something you're finger comes in contact with regularly that you're allergic to.

Me: Well, we know it ain't PUSSY!!!!!!! Hahaha. Get it Doc? Pussy? ...

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