I'm not done yet: "If I Put My Nostrils Here, And If I Snort Coke Off Your Rear..."

That was a re-working of the bridge of The Barenaked Ladies' "It's All Been Done." I could have tried something more accessible with one of their song's choruses, but I try to hold myself and my audience to a higher standard.

It does suck to get your mug shot in the paper though... Unless you're ADORABLE! She's way too cute to be that guy's Yoko Ono. HELLO!!!!!!