I Love This Man

"David Duchovny, why won't you love me?"

Because he's layin' too many other babes!

The problem of getting laid too much is not something I can easily relate to... But since I listed Duchovny as who I'd like to meet on myspace, I feel personally connected to his struggle.

All I know is this: If I were David Duchovny, I would certainly lay babes. Would I lay too many? Is there such thing? Chances are I'll never know.

David Duchovny might not love me, but I still love him. I want to support him as he tries to dew it less.