"An 83 year old, beloved actor who's been in tons of great movies, stayed faithful to his wife despite being a Hollywood sex symbol, and raised hundreds of millions of dollars for charity might have lung cancer huh? Better bust his balls about it!"
Here are some other tasteless headlines that could be applied to this really unfortunate news story. Please let me know if any of them turn up in the actual news media.
-"The Sting (Of Lung Cancer)"
-"The Color Of... Cancer"
-"Somebody Up There Doesn't Like Me"
-"The Towering... Case of Lung Cancer"
-"The Verdict... Is That You Have Cancer"
-"Cool Lung Luke"
Friday, June 20, 2008
Dick Headlines Vol. 1
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