Unless you're fat, funny and take it with speed...
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Now We Know Why Those Old Time Newspaper Fellas Talked So Fast
I Read The Not Important News Today Oh Boy...
I have a few jokes featured in the "Style Slipups" section of the current issue of Life & Style Weekly. It's the second to last page. I'm trying to stick it in Madonna to get better placement in the next issue... It's the edition pictured above, with EnoughAlready Jolie on the cover. You might have to wait until Friday to buy it if you don't live in New York.
Check it out. And if you buy it, buy it from a newsstand. I'd prefer if you got it that way, and I can't explain why.
Think Of It As An Investment
John Edwards got $400 haircuts, but he was just trying to cheer himself up after his wife got cancer... Besides, you have to look good if you're going to connect with Joe The Plumber, Joe The Homeless Guy, or Joe The Campaign Viral Video Editor.
At least she's really smart.
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
"I Love You More Today Than YES-TER-DAY!!!"
Mccain's grandkids should be doing the same...
While that's a truly heart warming gesture that shows a lot of character, I'm still pissed that the fucker bought a projector...
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