The Vatican Once Again Proves That It's Not Behind The Times

As we all know, it takes Catholics a while to apologize. I just recently made peace with the girl I nick-named "Kelly the Belly" in fourth grade.

But this proves it: John Lennon is the new Galileo. I've been saying it for years.

In other news, Paul McCartney is still totally jealous that he'll never be the controversial Beatle. He couldn't ruffle a feather if there was a species of pheasant that had allergic reactions to crappy lyrics. All together now!