Today's Google "How To:" I Vowed To Stop Doing These Because They're Too Easy, But This One Cracked Me Up

Harvey:  Honey, do you mind if I put the game on?

Jan:  Yeah, actually I do Harvey.  I'm watching this.

Harvey:  See this guthook knife?  I just made it from an old saw blade.  Now, do you want a demonstration, or are you gonna put the fucking game on?

(It's funnier if you picture Harvey being played by Clint Eastwood.)