I have a new website!

brendanmclaughlin.com!

A real website! Isn't that exciting? No? Well it is for me. Not to hurt this blog's feelings, but I've felt a little weird using it as my home base. Yes, it's hilarious, and yes, I'm an incredible person no matter what I choose to call my home base. But still, it was time for something more professional. Oh, and I hadn't spent money I should have been saving to do something really vain and frivolous in a while...

Anyway, do yourself - oh who am I kidding? - me a favor, and check out brendanmclaughlin.com. Big thanks to photographer Carl Timpone, designer Kyle Kostesich and programmer Andrew Ciesla for letting me pay and nag them. Enjoy!

Hey, why are you still reading this? You should be on my WEBSITE, jackass. Don't worry, it links back to here. What's that? Pointless? Waste of money? Hey fuck you asshole! I have a website!

Maybe I should have voted differently...

Should I accept this myspace friend request?

Somebody heard the blues a callin'...

At the last We're Nice People show, I talked about how if you mention Kelsey Grammer's name on Twitter, he will either retweet you or respond to you in some way. On the next Follow Friday, I proved myself right. Ya can't make this stuff up people! Well you could - it just wouldn't be that interesting.

Another Big Star Tribute

Not sure why I didn't get an invitation to South by Southwest...

I'm doing a bunch of shows!

The most special thing on the horizon is the next We're Nice People show this Tuesday, featuring Jon Friedman and Ali Wong. Get the whole lineup here.

For the most up-to-date info on where I'll be an when, check my myspace. Hey! Stop laughing!

Yeah. Pretty much.

You're welcome.

If My Nozzle Volume 24: If My Nozzle Was A Piece Of Raw Meat

I never cared for vegetarian babes.

This Is The Kind Of Stuff I Think About

A crude, revamped version of The Box Tops' "The Letter." RIP Alex Chilton.

Some snow

I painted this. Oh sorry, my friend Rebekah did.