Thursday, June 4, 2009

An Oldie But a Goodie Volume 2

A while back when I was still in college (and Jay Leno was hosting The Tonight Show, HELLO!) I taped a few episodes of a an online show where I reviewed student films. I just recovered the first episode and it made me chuckle so I put it on 'tube. Thanks to Alvin Liong for sending it over and to Oliver White for taking a ball bustin'. As the Mexican lady used to say at the cash register in the dining hall, "Enyoy!"



Tuesday, May 19, 2009

If My Nozzle Volume 20: If My Nozzle Was A Fine Garment



Can you take that in a little? Hehehe...

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

A New Low For CNN's Live Feed



It is worse than Swine Flu - I'll give 'em that.

Saturday, May 2, 2009

I'm An Advertiser's Dream



Umm, sure. Why not?

Saturday, April 25, 2009

It Was Her Time... For Like 30 Years





You can only play old ladies for so long before people start looking at their watches. However, she was a master of that art form - maybe the greatest professional old person since Walter Brennan...



I'm pretty sure he was 30 when this picture was taken. Some people just got it...

Anyway, here's to you, Bea Arthur. I'll lift a mug of warm milk to you. When you were young, you were wise beyond your years. When the years caught up to you, they fit like a glove. Heck, your face even looked kind of dead... May you stay forever old, wherever you are.

Whisper words or wisdom, Let it Bea.

Monday, April 20, 2009

Madonna To Adopt Cast Of Slumdog Millionaire

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Handle Us With Care



A personal highlight from the last "We're Nice People Show." Remember: the audience doesn't have to like or understand a joke for it to be AMAZING.

If My Nozzle Volume 19: If My Nozzle Was The Gust Of Air Made By Her Large Mouth



"I'll give ya a free trial, sweet haaht."

Thanks to Jake Smith for the nozzle shot.

A Rare Bird



Obvious Joke: David Caruso has fans?!

Slightly Less Obvious Joke: David Caruso offers sole fan conjugal visit.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

In The News







He's also taking over the Tonight Show...