Food For Thought

Always a great topic for discussion... Here are 6 names I'm really glad my parents steered clear of:

1. Faggot Face

2. Rusty (terrible name!)

3. Dick (it means something else now, ok?!)

4. Gay (it means something else now, ok?!)

5. Blumpkin (it still means the same thing, ok?!)

6. Edward Norton. I hate that guy.

Turn, Turn, Turn...

A new woman holds that title:

Facebook Makes Sure It's Less Annoying Than Myspace

They expect to be paid in small checks from hot babes who don't exist.

What Do We Have, If Not Honesty?

"Come on fellas, we can talk this over like men.  I'm bein' straight with ya.  Look me in the eye.  Shouldn't be too hard - I only have one!   LOL!  Get it?  Eye patch joke!  Where was I?  Oh - give me a few million dollars or I'm gonna fuckin' kill some hostages."

I Found The Guy Who's Having Less Fun Than Me This Thanksgiving

Not The Kind Of Pirates You Sue

Or a better question:  Why are you such a dick?

"Houston, We Have A Problem... I LOVE The Taste Of My Own Piss!"

Bonus Points For Punctuality

"It gets really crowded once everyone starts showing up," said Vick.  "Really dog eat dog."

Happy Thanksgiving From Google "How To"

Best answer to Number 1: Who cares?

Best answer to Number 2: Check into a hotel and make some coffee.

Back In The Saddle

Especially the ones who aren't Gwen Stefani.