I'm doing a bunch of shows!

The most special thing on the horizon is the next We're Nice People show this Tuesday, featuring Jon Friedman and Ali Wong. Get the whole lineup here.

For the most up-to-date info on where I'll be an when, check my myspace. Hey! Stop laughing!

Yeah. Pretty much.

You're welcome.

If My Nozzle Volume 24: If My Nozzle Was A Piece Of Raw Meat

I never cared for vegetarian babes.

This Is The Kind Of Stuff I Think About

A crude, revamped version of The Box Tops' "The Letter." RIP Alex Chilton.

Some snow

I painted this. Oh sorry, my friend Rebekah did.

Today's Google "How To:" I Hope These Two Things Aren't Related

I've done neither. A good steak stands alone, and all mice must die.

As a side note, the kitchen in my apartment is nicknamed, "Mauschwitz."

A Recent Comix Set

Do You Like It Nasty?

If the answer's no, please don't watch this.

I Have Some Standup Shows Coming Up...

You don't have to come or anything. I'm just putting it out there...

Comix

Mon, 11/23 - 7:00

353 W 14th near 9th Ave

$10

Lucky Cheng's

12/2 - 10:30

24 1st Ave

The Creek

Calgary Whalers show

12/4 - 8:00

10-93 Jackson Ave, Long Island City

Parkside Lounge

We'reNicePeople!

12/8 - 7:30

317 E. Houston @ Attorney St.

Ochi's Lounge at Comix

12/12 - 7:30

353 W 14th near 9th Ave

Parkside Lounge

We'reNicePeople!

1/20 - 7:30

317 E. Houston @ Attorney St.

If My Nozzle Volume 23: If My Nozzle Was A Creamy Cone

GREAT new If My Nozzle courtesy of Dylan Gadino from Punchline Magazine. Happy Thanksgiving week everybody. Gobble gobble!